Posted by William on Jun 29, 2010
Filed under: business, rant, web

I’m not opposed to advertising, per se. But I am opposed to ads that insult the viewer’s intelligence. Advertising that attempts to dupe the potential customer. Among the worst, I think, are the fake in-article links. The ones when hovered over, pop up this really obnoxious floating frame.

You know the ones I’m talking about. You’ll be reading a blog, or article or something, and within the post seemingly arbitrary words are highlighted as links. Accidentally run your mouse across one of these and you get something like this:

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Trying to keep your mouse off of these links is like navigating a mine-field. It’s so annoying. But what’s more important, and this is for you, internet advertisers, I never never never click on anything in that floating frame. Never.

Never.

Posted by William on Jun 05, 2010
Filed under: computers, humor, technology, web

I found this on TheOatmeal.com the other day and thought it was so right on I had to share it here. As a business person who interacts with a lot of customers and regularly has to collect email addresses for customer communication, I can say this is surprisingly accurate.

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The original Oatmeal post is here.

Posted by William on May 27, 2010
Filed under: life, technology, web

If you’re friends with me on Facebook, you read this blog, or watch my YouTube submissions, then you know that I am an enthusiastic hookah hobbyist. I love the tradition, I love the experience, I love what it adds to community environments, I love what it adds to private meditation and study. I just love it.

So, being that I’m the kind of person that needs an outlet to share the things I enjoy in order for me to fully appreciate it, I have begun a new blog project with an online friend, Dennin. Together we’ve been working to produce HookahReport.com. An online magazine-style blog about the hookah culture.

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The new blog aims to deliver hookah related news, reviews and tips and tricks. So far, things are growing quickly and readership is steadily increasing. I love the new blog and wanted to share it.

If you’re a hookah enthusiast and you’re interested in doing some writing on HookahReport, send me an email with a sample of your writing and some background on your experience with hookah!

Posted by William on Apr 19, 2010

About a year ago I switched away from my original host Bluehost.com. They were terrible. Roughly 1 in 3 times in attempting to access one of my websites the site would be unavailable. I was forced to change hosts.

So, I moved to the once excellent HostRocket.com. I stayed with them for a year during which time things were slow. Gradually the reliability of the host tanked. Speaking to support they assured me things were being resolved. While the people were friendly, they simply didn’t make good on their promises. Not to mention waiting for 10-15 minutes on hold every time something went wrong, and hearing the most obnoxious hold-music I’ve ever heard in my life. After my business site was down for nearly 36 hours over two separate occasions within a couple months I once again had no choice but to jump ship to another host.

As a business owner this is very, very frustrating. It consumes time that I don’t have and makes my business look unprofessional when customers attempt to find our site and are denied for one reason or another.

So, this time doing what I should have done quite some time ago, I got onto a webhosting forum and asked about reliable hosts. The community seemed agreed on a few hosts that one should feel comfortable trusting and so I took their recommendation and moved over.

This post is the first on the new host. So, wish me luck… again.

Posted by William on Mar 28, 2010
Filed under: comedy, food, humor, technology, video, web

Some time ago my friend Shane and I recorded a very, very stupid video about cutting onions. Last week someone tried to find it on YouTube with no success, because it isn’t there. So, this week, it comes in the form of a video blog.

(Can’t see the video? Watch it on YouTube!)

Posted by William on Mar 21, 2010
Filed under: business, culture, life, rant, technology, web

AT&T sells data plans which can be used with a notebook computer. like my Macbook Pro. They also sell iPhones which require that you pay for a data plan. If, however, you want to surf the net on your notebook, you have to buy a second data plan. That is very, very stupid.

Posted by William on Mar 10, 2010

If I may, I would like to take a moment to voice my frustration. Not with anything particularly important. But frustration nonetheless.

Usually, I’m a big fan of competition between business. It usually leads to lower prices and better products and I’m all about that. (Come on wireless providers, someone take the plunge into affordable wireless PC connections!). But sometimes, companies that compliment each other well and together offer something great, do something stupid. Like trying to deliver the whole package themselves.

See, like people, companies are often good at one thing, while being weaker at something else. Hence wonderfully symbiotic business relationships. But, when those companies decide they want to compete with each other, rather than work together, I, the customer, lose!

Who else could I be talking about besides Apple Computers and Google.

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I’m a huge fan of both of these companies. Apple does the whole personal computers and handheld devices really, really well. And Google does pretty much everything internet really, really well. Maps, docs, calendars, wave, voice? Hello! It’s freakin’ amazing. Google’s integration on the iPhone couldn’t be any more convenient. Google is even Safari’s default search engine. Of course, because that’s the search engine we all use and love.

But now, Google has gone and done something stupid. They decided they wanted to make their own browser (Chrome, which is pretty great), and their own OS (also Chrome, which is kind of a joke), their own mobile OS (Android, which the jury is still out on) and now their own branded handset which goes head to head with the iPhone (the Nexus One). By the way, did you know that Google doesn’t have call centers ready to answer people’s questions about their products? Yeah, even the $500 Nexus One handset. And of course, now customer service satisfaction is at a dismal low. Probably because it doesn’t exist.

(Interestingly enough, you know who does have call centers and one of the highest customer service rankings anywhere? Apple Computers.)

Of course, Google couldn’t just stick with what it was actually good at. Instead, they had to move into this whole new realm of physical devices and thereby forcing Apple to make other plans. (Possibly even with Microsoft!)

Now, Apple has bought a maps related company. Presumably in anticipation of edging Google Maps off their devices in the future. And, there’s even talk of replacing Google as the default search with Bing. Bing! Are you freaking kidding me? I know, it sounds crazy, but that’s what the rumor sites are saying. That steaming pile of crap they call a search engine is not what I want to use. I want to use GOOGLE!

And seriously, Apple, are you going to send thousands of camera equipped vans all over the world to give us street views for your maps application? No! Of course not! You’re product isn’t widely adopted enough!

Ugh!

So, Apple—please don’t be afraid of Google. Continue to embrace what they do well and give us what we want. Integration with Google and it’s horde of amazing products.

Google—Your web stuff is awesome. But your whole cloud computing, netbook, ChromeOS thing isn’t going to work out unless you also plan to give everyone dedicated, 100% internet. I spend too much time away from a wifi hotspot. ChromOS, useless. Stick to what you do well and don’t run my mobile computing experience into the ground by making other great companies choose lesser solutions.

Microsoft—Just start over completely.

In Conclusion

Competition isn’t always good.

This rant has been brought to you by my frustrations with the unfolding situation between Apple and Google. Now that it’s out of my system, hopefully it won’t come up again any time soon.