Outside of someone getting hurt, it seems that there’s almost nothing more entertaining that watching a little kid do something ridiculous. Therefore, continuing in the tradition of Kids Say the Darndest Things, I present to you some of the best on YouTube.

The Evil Eye

Kid Sings ‘My Humps’

The best part is definitely the “churpy burpy iced tea”. Ahh, classic.

Singing to Britney Spears, Scared to Death by Mom

It’s a little longer, but it’s worth it. The kid apparently is videotaping himself when his mother sneaks up on him. His facial expression is priceless.

What Will You Do to the Monsters?

This little girl is hilariously innocent. But seriously, I wouldn’t mess with her unless you want your ask kicked.

David After Dentist

This one is a slam dunk.

Blood, It’s not funny.

I… I just don’t know what to say. Gotta save the best for last. If you haven’t seen this one, you’ve been living under a rock.